brandisbigbootybitches:

im gonna make a movie that’s titled “WILL SOMETHING SCARY HAPPEN?” and it will feature an hour and a half of someone walking around their house in the dark doing various things that COULD be the prelude to something scary but nothing actually scary will happen until after the credits when spooky scary skeletons will play

flaw-bulous:

fatwink:

this site is kinda boring unless you’re getting attention 24/7 tbh

NO, FUCK YOU. YOU ATTENTION SEEKING PRICK. TUMBLR IS EVERYTHING.

selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

whiskey-memories:

bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me

bythegardenandthesea:

I cannot fathom

how a Creator

so divine

would be 

interested

in a soul like mine.